|d $mith|

•we don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors•

WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it

deansass:

faithii:

UM… EXCUSE ME YOU PEASANTS. THIS OUTFIT COST ME LIKE $3000. I GOT A MILLION FANS BECAUSE OF THIS OUTFIT. ALL OF YOU FUCKING LOWLY SCUM NUGGETS ARE FUCKING UNDERDRESSED. I DON’T APPRECIATE YOUR OUTFITS. YOU ALL AREN’T APPROPRIATELY DRESSED FOR PANINO. FUCKING PANINO. DO YOU HEAR THE MUSIC IN HERE. AND YOU FUCKING E-LISTER. I AM UNIMPRESSED WITH YOUR FUCKING STATUS. I AM NUMBER ONE AND ALL OF YOU ARE PEASANTS.

Tip: on the bottom left on the screen, it tells you how many hearts you need to get a start bonus on the date. That’s when your date will be happy about your outfit.

So buy more clothes with hearts on them to get the needed # of hearts for the date. You only have 67/145 and stuff.

(via fuckyeahfangirlhipsterblog)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via alwayson-mymindd)

shaky:

I’m always that friend people can be mean to jokingly like everyone feels so comfortable around me even teachers and stuff which is great I guess but idk sometimes it’s tiring and I wish I could have a real friend who showed their affection sometimes

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via avengepop-punk)

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